stk/pce. that’s short for steak/peace. good evening sports fans, car drivers, door shutters and the like. I, Jordan, from “Jordan’s Brkfst (at) Jordan’s” would like to share with you a tale of peace, love, a hand, and steak. rib steak at that, not just any ol’ steak from any ol’ organism. no. this is genuine rib steak from a bovine. yes, 100%. there was a hankerin’ in my gut, a rumblin’ in my stomach on wednesday, april 22rd (at) 9:00 am, 2000 and 9, for some kind of gut wrenching, stomach filling substance. I quickly set to work cutting and spicing. I took this steak of magnificence, coated it with a layered coat of ground paprika, coarse black pepper, and bbq salt of the barbecue kind. it looked magnifique pre-cooked and even magnifiqueier post-cook (some say cooked, I say post-cook.). this magnitude of magnificence rated on the richter’s food scale of magnificence, a sheer shocking 9/10 (nine out of ten). the RFSM* is well known in the food industry**. and so, as I ate this steak, I tasted nothing but paprika and black pepper and it was fantastic. I, myself, Jordan, and the world, felt at peace. much like the portrayal of two fingers in the picture making a “peace” symbol over the steak, this signifies “steak and peace and Jordan are one and delicious.” I have never tasted a steak like this; I had never tasted a steak like this; I have tasted a steak like this.
good evening, I look forward to hearing your thoughts on the RFSM discussion. this will take place on the 33rd of June, a fictional date; nonetheless the meeting will still be held. email me (at) urbani_jordan(at)hotmail.com if you have trouble with fictional dates and attending them.
füd. food. fude. fuwd? foode. foud. fin.
*RFSM - richter’s food scale of magnificence…I bet you didn’t know he invented a food scale as well?
**this food industry happens to be in my head; therein making it quite existable***
***existable - being able or of existence.
