sausage, snausage, so-sauge. all delicious, all very variable varieties of spelling of the delicious food - sausage. and so my friends, I give you, two breakfast sausages, split open and cooked and laid down on top of melted provolone cheese cooked with bacon bits. who could ask for anything more melty, delicious, and bacony? I couldn’t. maybe I could, but not at that moment I couldn’t. this was eaten on thursday april 23rd (at) 10:02 am. I could be making this time up, and I could not be. no one shall know this answer until I say it.* and so this sausage, cheese, bacon brkfst turned suddenly down hill into a massacre of cheesy sausagey bacony delights. cheese was splattered upon walls, my own older brother was hit with a piece of bacon, and my eye suffered a sausage bit to the cornea. needless to say, no one was badly injured.
I don’t know why so many delicious brkfsts turn so violent and fantastic.
*the time was 10:01 am. but you’ll never realize because of the magic of internet, typing, and my laziness.
