legendz diner
legendz diner; coffee, cherry coke, fries, gravy, the duke burger. best way to start the day, and one of the most sensual brkfsts ever. this was eaten (at) 11:45 am, this day, sunday, april 19th 2009. legendz is a 1950’s diner, stuck in the 50’s, and all the fantasticness of the 50’s. it is located in 1409 North Trans-Canada Highway, Golden; the entire team ate here: me, myself, and I, my older brother, my older older brother, the special person, and my ever-loving special mother. other brkfsts eaten included: another like mine, a “chubby checker*” brkfst, another consisting of two poached eggs and toast, and another that included two pancakes, a chili dog, and a caesar salad**. I very much enjoyed the hamburger, the legendary duke burger…twas amazing, I have commenced drooling because of the picture and the thought of it. as I was eating, and drinking, the cherry coke suddenly hit my taste buds, mixing in with the fries, gravy, and burger, and hit me like a freight train hits a fly. boy was I sorry for mixing it all…sorry and overzealous. it had to have been the best combination since I once sang a duet with Taylor Swift…oh wait, that was a dream I had. okay, maybe the best combination since the titillating “sonny and cher***.” anyways, I must attend to my duties of dreaming, eating, sleeping, and being a superhero.
in lieu of my absence, I bid you adieu. ahhhhh, I never thought I could use those words in a sentence together.
*a chubby checker brkfst is “3 eggs, 3 bacon, 3 ham, 3 sausages, hashbrowns, toast” - this my friends, is what we call a f****** good brkfst.
**this last brkfst of two pancakes, chili dog, and caesar salad was eaten by the special person…small in stature she may seem, but large in…I must not finish this sentence for pnchs may be delivered to my arms.
***yes, I realize this reference is a decade after the time frame of the diner, nonetheless, sonny & cher and my brkfst were/are both amazing.